Host Ann Robinson: The four Gospels of the New Testament are attributed to Matthew, Mark, John and who?

Contestant: Joe.

"The Weakest Link"

Host: Name an animal whose eggs you probably never eat for breakfast.

Contestant: Hamster.

"The New Family Feud"

DJ: What creature squirts a smelly, unpleasant fluid at its enemies?

Contestant: A snake.

DJ: No, I'll give you a clue -- it's black and white.

Contestant: A bee!

Game show on Capital Radio (UK)

Host: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.

Contestant: Sydney.

"Steve Wright Show" (U.K.)

Host Richard Dawson: Name a kind of bear.

Contestant: Papa Bear.

"The Family Feud"

Host Ann Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?

Contestant: Crocodiles.

"The Weakest Link"

DJ: Who wrote Hamlet?

Contestant: Um, MacBeth.

Radio call-in contest (UK)

Host: We're looking for a four-letter answer here. Shakespeare said that this by any other name would smell as sweet.

Contestant: Soap?

"Brainteaser" (UK)

Host Ben Stein: After his abdication, King Edward VIII of England became known as the Duke of where?

Contestant: Duke of Earl.

"Win Ben Stein's Money"

Host Richard Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie.

Contestant: Willie the Pooh. (thats sad)

"The Family Feud"

Host Ann Robinson: Which character narrates all but four of the Sherlock Holmes books?

Playboy Playmate contestant: The Pink Panther.

"The Weakest Link"

Host: Name a prime number between 20 and 40.

Contestant: Between 20 and 40?

Host: Yes.

Contestant: 7.

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